sorry i ruined the vibe by bringing up logistics until the plan was fully formed and feasible

Yosemite 😅

I haven’t really seen any coverage or press on it but Barbarian is one of the best horror/thriller movies that’s come out in the past two years

Huge weekend for me - got bangs and a Costco membership

Hiii timeline - going to London for the first time (!!!) in about a week and would love any recs you have!

hot girls only want one thing and it’s high speed trains

good morning twitter fam, are we ready to make some hard-working :06s with branding in the first 3 seconds today?

Billionaires Fund High-Speed Rail Instead Of Spaceships Challenge 2022

adulthood is wild because one day you get a little sleepy and then you stay that way for the rest of your life

farmers markets are the happiest places on earth

stranger: so what do you do?

me: i make ads

stranger: anything i might have seen?

me: yeah, have you seen those annoying website banners that clutter your browsing experience? or the annoying sponsored instagram posts that clutter your browsing experience? that was me 😎

7am outside air is, annoyingly, the best outside air

Cerafied Lover Boy

Six out of six million developed clots. Compare to ~one in one thousand who take hormonal birth control developing blood clots.

The existence of Macbeth implies the existence of Macmeg, Macjo, and Macamy