“here’s your flour in the worst possible container. fuck you.” -flour companies

Really hating on the new trend of replying “That’s fair” to any well reasoned (or otherwise) thought that everyone seems to be saying lately. Which, I think, is fair.

Halfway through Twin Peaks: The Return and I just want to say that I love David Lynch so fucking much.

I started playing a game with myself where every time something annoys me on Twitter I immediately get off and force myself to do a Duolingo Spanish lesson, and bitch lemme tell you voy a ser bilingüe en poco tiempo porque todos ustedes son muy molestos

good morning to every english teacher who woke up this morning like “today’s the day I assign a short story that will haunt them till the day they die”

Boomers love to forward an email.

I may be v v stoned rn but the trees in my backyard are magic.

What movie can you always just put on? Lately for me that movie is Fargo.

new miniature build I can finally show: a vintage video basement 📼

As a bisexual, I'm used to being invisible, ignored or flat out told I don't exist. So this pride month I've decided to team up with Covid-19.

i’m a woman working in music, so men love to challenge me with a little “who are you listening to right now?” my new favorite game is making up a band, saying their new album got an 8.4 on pitchfork, and watching the guy be like “honestly i wasn’t that impressed with that one”

Let’s all sit around together and look for things in our phones.

insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don't.

Im tellin u guys the trees in my backyard are just fuckin wild

I based this toy on one of the most tense and unsettling moments from The Shining.

Chase Utley Second Baseman Philadelphia Phillies (2003-2015) x.com/Phillies/statu…

I’ve officially reached the Dawson’s Creek rewatch level of depression. This too shall pass.

Dental insurance covers absolutely nothing let’s talk about that shit