I’ve officially reached the Dawson’s Creek rewatch level of depression. This too shall pass.

Chase Utley
Second Baseman
Philadelphia Phillies (2003-2015)
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I based this toy on one of the most tense and unsettling moments from The Shining.

These police are full of shit. As a vettech I put dogs and cats on Fentanyl drips everyday. Usually I don’t wear gloves when I draw it up and it’s fine. These cops are acting their asses off so that people think what they do is dangerous. It’s not. Fuck these cops &all the rest.

Im tellin u guys the trees in my backyard are just fuckin wild

insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don't.

i’m a woman working in music, so men love to challenge me with a little “who are you listening to right now?” my new favorite game is making up a band, saying their new album got an 8.4 on pitchfork, and watching the guy be like “honestly i wasn’t that impressed with that one”

Let’s all sit around together and look for things in our phones.

As a bisexual, I'm used to being invisible, ignored or flat out told I don't exist. So this pride month I've decided to team up with Covid-19.

new miniature build I can finally show: a vintage video basement 📼

What movie can you always just put on? Lately for me that movie is Fargo.

I may be v v stoned rn but the trees in my backyard are magic.

Boomers love to forward an email.

If you’re in the dentist’s chair and don’t hear one of the following:

“Brandy (You’re A Fine Girl)”
“Eternal Flame”
“Uptown Girl”

Get out. That’s not the dentist. That’s something else

good morning to every english teacher who woke up this morning like “today’s the day I assign a short story that will haunt them till the day they die”

I started playing a game with myself where every time something annoys me on Twitter I immediately get off and force myself to do a Duolingo Spanish lesson, and bitch lemme tell you voy a ser bilingüe en poco tiempo porque todos ustedes son muy molestos

Halfway through Twin Peaks: The Return and I just want to say that I love David Lynch so fucking much.

Really hating on the new trend of replying “That’s fair” to any well reasoned (or otherwise) thought that everyone seems to be saying lately. Which, I think, is fair.

“here’s your flour in the worst possible container. fuck you.”

-flour companies

My eyes just immediately start rolling backward into my skull whenever I see someone talking about their fucking trauma on social media. Prolly just need a little break but also…