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"In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer." -Mark Twain

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Black 🇬🇱 🏳️‍⚧️ Site (@unseenops) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Soviet ЭШ 6/45 Walking Excavator is like a living piece of post-apocalyptic artwork. The rust, the mismatched curtains, even the fact it's decades old and built in a country which no longer exists.

Eade (@eade_bengard) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Yellen rescinds depositor insurance remarking, “if y’all weren’t so annoying about acting like I give a shit about your tweets it’d be different” and later citing that she “ain’t no bitch” and “can take it away just as easily as i gave it”

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My company couldn't pull off remote work. No way it's my fault though, it's remote work that's the problem! That's the only possibility because I'm a genius founder, and we do the hardest scienceing in computer science. Also, check out my commercial real-estate offerings.

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David Zaslav sucks at knowing what matters. He's making short-term moves that are destroying excellent brands at best, and destroying art at worst. But hey, he makes money, and that's all that matters.

Ash Preston (@theashpreston) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Queen & Annie Lennox/David Bowie rehearsing Under Pressure. So much going on here! Everyone's outfit, Bowie with a lit cig throughout, where Annie PROPER GOES FOR IT, George Michael watching in the background. The amazing voices! It's incredible! No notes ❤️

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You can now use Destination webhooks to automatically send data from Stedi to external APIs. Send processed transactions to your internal APIs, iPaaS platforms, and ERPs without writing code. Integrate with Slack or PagerDuty for errors and other events. stedi.com/product

You can now use Destination webhooks to automatically send data from Stedi to external APIs.

Send processed transactions to your internal APIs, iPaaS platforms, and ERPs without writing code. Integrate with Slack or PagerDuty for errors and other events.

stedi.com/product
smashedtoatoms (@smashedtoatoms) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Wait? Serverless has servers? They run on the cloud (other people's servers)? Well, gosh, I just... I had no idea. I guess I never thought about it. Good take!

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I've just released my latest course "Full Stack TypeScript with AWS Cloud Development Kit v2" on egghead.io egghead.io/courses/full-s… Really excited about this one, in this course you'll learn how to build full stack applications on AWS with only a single programming language -

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If you ever find yourself in my home, I want you to realize how special of a person you are that I've allowed you to see such a fine example of how not to live.

smashedtoatoms (@smashedtoatoms) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The thing I'm doing is special. No one not in my special class of human being can even fathom its complexity. It's so profound it can't be put into words. It is only identifiable after the fact. Me and a few others like me are the only ones capable of it.

smashedtoatoms (@smashedtoatoms) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I pulled a stuffed animal out of the claw machine today. No one here on a computer is on a Mac. Laughter is everywhere. Is this real life?