You hate it because you’re mad Taylor isn’t trying to turn you on

I hate it because it’s a clear ripoff of the spike jonze Kenzo commercial

Just remember you’re only one haircut away from losing your freaky lizard man energy

Creating Future People is a romance novel about a pronatalist polycule, rife with love triangles, fraud, and other can’t-miss action

You should block him

Being in the mindset of trying to constantly outperform every other woman is so unbelievably low status and d**k-brained.

Have some grace and the social intelligence to give others room to shine; this is not the energy that brightens a room.

Back in Japan babyyy

The reason you’re not getting what you want out of life is because you didn’t forward those chain emails as a kid

Surrender to him or die

“I want to bear your children and defend your honor” is a perfectly acceptable opening line to a man

They should have named pickleball literally anything else

People will be like “are you a team player?” then ask you to join the worst team ever

Been hosting a lot of dinners lately but hard to top this weekend’s fertility dinner with Noor Siddiqui who shared her babies hats from Orchid 🌸

If you are one of those people who feel defeated and annoyed by corporate politics all you have to do is remember to find the one metric execs care about and hammer against it then communicate your results

Ask FUTO

This is the second thing that bothers me most about the wage increase demand because I expect the blindness.

The first is that ride shares have quantifiably reduced drunk driving incidents and yet we continue to treat the co’s like they’re evil. They’re a huge net positive.

I have enough relationships with technology, thank you

There should be a way to put an offer on a sold item online to the last buyer

How girls looked at you in the early 2000’s if their name was mentioned in Mambo No.5

PSA being a woman who does things outdoors doesn’t make you a tomboy. It just makes you outdoorsy.

Case in point- my sister is not a tomboy. She doesn’t dress boyishly/identify more with male friends.

I love her