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So I’m supposed to believe that Bridgerton isn’t Gossip Girl in corsets

For those of you with shitty partners that don’t know any better, I’ve been with my bf nearly a year and a half and he’s never yelled at me, called me names, or tried to hurt my feelings in a fight. It’s possible and you deserve it

Can we all just hope and pray my car is actually totaled

I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard

Next pandemic I’m picking unemployment over being an essential worker

🎶 wakin’ up in the morning’, think in’ bout so many things 🎶 like do I really need this job

Got some news that I think you’re gonna like - My version of Red will be out a week earlier than scheduled (including the 4 disc vinyl) on November 12th ! Can’t wait to celebrate the 13th with you and our new/old autumn heartbreak album🧣😍 🎥 🎥 redtaylorsversion.taylorswift.com

All of Jake Gyllenhaal's friends tomorrow hearing 10 whole minutes of All Too Well

I will not

bf who drives everywhere 🤝 passenger princess girlfriend who says “COWS” every time she sees them

It’s the fact that people my age are getting married and having kids and I’m getting an ulcer from the self inflicted stress I’m feeling about getting Taylor Swift tour tickets

dear ticketmaster

when taylor swift wrote “the great war” she was actually preparing us for the Battle of Ticketmaster. her mind!