I'm not bald.

. . . . . I'm dropping out. I'm too cute to deal with this.

I shave it for religious purposes.

Sir, please return your sister to the zoo. They lost one of their monkeys recently.

People seem to forget that I'm the only one brave enough to walk into enemy territory with absolutely no way to defend myself. I've earned the right to be savage.

//Lucifer's so romantic

It's not my fault that she thinks she's going to be my bride one day. You're just mad that she doesn't cling to you anymore.

Shima, I became God.

Here to pet cats and read scriptures. And he's all out of scriptures.

//I! Have been crocheting. My fingers hurt

He sneezed and scared away a litter of kittens. :(

//I'm reading my old tweets and I'm dying send help