"I'm a distant cousin- not a brother!"

"Well, I'm doin' just fine! Shame ya ain't around, ey?"

"Thaaaaat's a face I did not wanna see!" Sliiiiding away now.

"Oii, what ya doin' that for? You should look for an honest business, like mine!" Pulling the other weasel close with a grin.

"Don't get too down, palsy! I got just the thing!" Pulling out a comically small machine, holding it out. "This'll erase aaaany crime you've committed off the record! You'll be a free man!"

"A good ol' bit of honest work! I'll tell ya what, since we're sooo close as family, I'll give ya a discount. How does a thousand rings sound?"

"Kiddin'? Nope! Honest offer from honest work! Whaddya say?"

"Well, that's unfortunate!" He tosses it over his shoulder, already ready to slink on away. "Hope ya don't get any more funny-lookin' than ya already are out on that darin' job!"