Wicket-keepers will often be the fattest, ugliest, thickest player in the team, but this can be a clever tactic: - Stop more byes (fatness) - Distract the opposition (ugliness) - Keep them occupied (thickness)

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Trying to catch the skipper’s eye on the field…

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🙏 for no 🌧 today it's 🏏 season come on you Cobham Cricket Club hopefully 20 points in the 👜 today win the toss bowl 1st then knock them off quick

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Why are Southeastern so shit? Been on train's in most countries I have been to and by far we run the most unreliable and most expensive 😬🚂👎🏃

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Do you think we should scrap the tea interval?

When the captain starts picking the batting order #Village

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BEXLEYHEATH: Police want to identify a man involved in the pickpocketing of a 97-Year-old woman outside the Conservative Club on Friday. The man helped the victim into the Club and at the same stole her purse which contained a substantial amount of cash. x.com/MPSBexley/stat…

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