“do svidaniya, mudak.” PIOTR RASPUTIN weapon x & kgb’s lab rat earth-65 based au mv / ss / crossovers from the paws of a #grizzly ( hit that retweet button ) ————————————

"Zangief has advice for lady. Just crush them like sparrow eggs. "

"Is when submarine shoots torpedo. "

"Comrade Piotr! "

"Maybe you are as powerful as torpedo? Americans are crazy. "

"Then answer with Siberian greeting! Throw a rock at their faces and crush their noses like paperclip" A true diplomat.

"If Zangief can help comrade Rossovich, just call. "

He nods. Maybe Natasha remembers him from that multi verse incident. "/Always at your service, Natasha/"

None taken. "/Ha! I like you! I missed a long feisty Russian woman. /" Softly pats her back. "/Zangief, the Red Cyclone, will always help comrades"

"Americans don't know what Rozhdestva is all about! We throw small rocks and who says ouch, looses"

"But americans throw tiny snowball! It's pathetic, so Zangief throws rock! "

Makes a huff. "Texas boring! Come to Кра́сная пло́щадь! Great view of Kremlin! "

Nod. "So americans are трусы, Zangief get it. Thank you, comrade. "

"This true! T90 great tank! "

"You crazy woman! Christmas is not until January! Americans... "

"Zangief don't go after nobody. Unless they steal from Zangief. "

"See? You know how to convince a Russian man! "

"Zangief is not rude, if Felicia offers eggnog; I drink eggnog! For Russia! "

"Merry Christmas, comrades"