Franky told me to get one of these things to tell ya when I'm killin slackjaws.

...Ta' hell am I s'posed ta' say?

Ergh fuck it. Gonna go kill more Slackjaws.

I hate drivin'.

Goddamn slackjaws.

Franky got me a job today. "Lost child. Find and return ASAP." ...Pretty damn vague. What ta' hell, why not.

Bony fucker, I'll give 'im that...

I hate road trips.

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Right. Mrgh.

Norton's got a damn beetle infestation in his skin. Which 'inns you flatfoots been Layin' eggs?

Well we got the infestation out. All it took was a spoon an' a vomit. Turns out the family were immigrants, skippin' out on my taxes.

I TOLD THOSE GODDAMN YETIS IF I CATCH 'EM ON MY TURF I'D SKIN AND CAN THOSE BASTARDS.