If I’m out running errands in the middle of a weekday and it’s packed… I’m automatically asking myself why is nobody at work 😂

generation z is preferring to listen to gojos breathing instead of having sex

halloween in the 2000’s was so peak

growing up is funny because it makes you realize in retrospect just how unnecessarily cruel adults were to you in childhood. like damn, i'm an adult now and i could never be such a horrible person to a little kid

Embarrassing your child in front of relatives or friends for a quick laugh can damage their self-esteem for a lifetime

he always been old my entire life but now he’s actually old 😭

Me getting into jjk because I like inumaki toge...

how it feels explaining morals & principles to a grown adult

Niggas a go to the store for you, pick a bitch up on the way there, call you while he in the store ask you want you want buy it, say I love u & I’m omw back, get back in the car get his nut off drop the bitch off and be on his way back home all in 30 mins don’t be no fool.💯😭

mind you - he lived with her. i have never looked at that mane the same. because why the fuck would you do that? why would you even bring her home for the holiday? and now she’s heartbreak before New Year’s?

there was social media in my childhood but it was nothing like this. we still were outside and reading books. everyone now is stupid and out of touch w reality bc they live online and can’t read or comprehend

Being quiet intimidates ppl with low self esteem.

I will never accept the propaganda that someone is “too busy” to text back lmao

I definitely in fact did. LMAOOOOOOO

And just like that… everybody stopped talking about the Epstein Files.

if you raped someone in 2013 and they chose to speak on it today, you're still a rapist. “that was mad long ago” is not a plea deal.