I’m also available for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs.

Oddly feel that Nixon would have been in his element with alien first contact. It's easier for me to visualize him shaking a tentacle and saying "It is a, uhh, honor to welcome the Xendigarians of Krylar-5 and let me be the first to say *gurgling yell*" than other Presidents.

We got a new Pope

AAA has been a primary sponsor for teams in 180 races since 2005, today was their first win

As a spokesman, let me assure you this is the ONLY type of unsafe driving AAA endorses - and we VERY much endorse it.

this is like watching the Wages of Fear

my neighbor has been trying to throw away an actual garbage can for weeks. garbage crew keeps thinking it’s just an empty can. neighbor’s attaching signs to the can, eg “this is garbage!” but it keeps getting left behind. for me personally, it’s a real abbott and costello routine

A big divide in attitudes towards AI, I think, is in whether you can easily write better than it and it all reads like stilted, inauthentic kitsch; or whether you’re amazed by it because it makes you seem more articulate than you’ve ever sounded in your life

✨ Dick Cavett’s Closet Picks! ✨ The legendary television host reminisces about having Katharine Hepburn and Jean-Luc Godard on his show, shares that he “doesn't see how a movie would get any better” than Stagecoach, and celebrates David Lean and Noël Coward’s collaborations.

Well how 'bout this, huh? You know, it makes me sick. When a society lets a guy like Colin Ferguson live for another TWO HUNDRED YEARS. It's ridiculous. It's crazy!

Full press release regarding confirmed fire near Crosho Lake in Rio Blanco County on Forest Service land. ow.ly/JMTe50WEHa7

💡@repvincefong w/ a strong and smart Op-Ed making the case for his America Drives Act, which would set in place a federal framework for autonomous trucks. tinyurl.com/cu92s8z

Or never do it.

Tiny dusting of new snow on Mount Blue Sky last night. Photo: Andrea Sansone.

It is kind of funny that all manned missions to reach the moon were not just American but happened during the Nixon presidency. He could be known as the Moon President if it weren’t for well the whole rest of it

Baseball is not selling you a sport it is selling you a warm summer night outside. A ballpark is supposed to be a setting for summer You don't even have to pay attention. You can just take in the atmosphere or walk around. eat. whatever. if a team has low attendance, it means

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

RIP Kaleb Horton. This is one of the best Portis pieces ever. It is so pointed and beautiful and moving and funny that I was astonished to learn from him that he wrote it on the spot after Portis’s death. That’s how good he was. Everything he wrote is worth your time.

The thing I’m MOST proud of after nearly five years of owning a bar is never, ever, ever having missed a payroll.