God this takes a long time. Had to order a Pizza.

Rumours surrounding Toby Maguire playing Lil Wayne in his upcoming biography are starting to heat up

if that’s ur girl why’s she in my dms asking me to rt the gofundme for her dying cat

Made this with starryai

My vagina is BARKIN

Rescuing a princess from a castle is a lot easier than getting a castle for a princess.

That’s not a dog, that’s a dawg.

so tired of him doin this face

Ufc as a renaissance painting starryai

Kanye is so petty I’m surprised those shirts didn’t say “white lives matter (except Pete Davidson’s)”

uhh

Covid was great for trans women. Hiding those man faces under that mask.

[during sex] her: choke me me: [a really great guy] no

When she taking off your pants but your dick on soft

when she sliding off my boxers and I know my balls stink

I really like this one, starryai

brian 𖤐 I’m in tears once a day watching this