wait someone wrote my biography

someone needs to take my phone from me when i’ve had half a bottle of bushmills and i think it’s a good idea to post my unpopular chenford opinions 😅

i don’t have to be back at work until thursday… so i should rewatch season 5 before the finale airs, right?

When someone ask me if I’m ready for #TheRookie season 5 finale:

ok, wtf happened while i was sleeping? i see everyone is spiralling about the finale, but can’t find what caused the spiral. someone fill me in…

look what came today! now if they could hurry up and lower that 2k fee for me to renounce my us citizenship that would be great.

yes, i did a double take when i got this notification👀😂 (and yes, i’m aware i’m a child.)

i have not watched a second of season 12, but just saw the promo. putting aside the fish store… why is that arch actually kinda cool though? #brettsey

i honestly thought that was going to be a fever dream 😂 #therookie

of course the day i can’t watch the rookie live is the day it isn’t available to download the second the episode is over 😡

now would be a really good time for them to bring back kojo. like both tim and kojo moping because lucy isn’t around.

manifesting #wopez baby girl being named xochitl. hurry up and tell us her name damn it! also a sneak peek of a #chenford fic hopefully coming soon 🤞

officer cop-cake by skittlebox archiveofourown.org/works/55747123 #chenford #therookie

back on my #sylveride bullshit i guess all because you loved him first by skittlebox - #chicagofire archiveofourown.org/works/56268520

all because you loved him first by skittlebox #sylveride #chicagofire archiveofourown.org/works/56268520

i forgot about this moment. now i’m kind of hoping we get another documentary episode before chenford get back together 🫣

i see we’re at the ‘attacking your fav’s spouse’ stage of fandom popularity 🙃