She’s tough. But she’s worth it

Trump signed to keep families together after public uproar. Liberals are still gonna bitch about something though #trump #hesbeenyourpresidentforoverayear #gettfoverit

This argument must be settled. RT for the Bo Fav for Popeyes

*Gets asked "how ya doin" at work* My Brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: "Living the dream"

*coming back inside to get my keys I forgot* My brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me: Not getting far without these bad boys

Hi. I'm a 6th grade teacher in Mexicali, México. I'm trying to teach my students how a tweet can travel so fast and so far. Can you please retweet this with the name of the city you're reading it? Thanks.

I’d like to ingest Morgan’s family’s kiwi’s until my green lantern explodes. #picoloapp

Lmao vine.co/v/hnWb0pHrwbP

ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

t-rex: aye look a shooting star make a wish raptor: i wish i was dead t-rex: lmao t-rex: t-rex: t-rex: aye that shit looks kinda close dont it

"I stole this from our neighbors because I love you."

Annual QDMA banquet coming up at the end of this month March 30. The link is in my bio to pre order tickets. It’s a great time with plenty of raffles, auctions, giveaways and more. All proceeds go towards helping local foster kids as well as being able to take them on a deer hunt

Union County High Schools As Vines: A Thread