today my mom told me “if your absence doesn’t bother them then your presence never mattered to them in the first place” and i felt that

Hands down one of the BEST #AGT performances of all time 😍🔥 We are obsessed w/ this season’s first Golden Buzzer, Kodi! x.com/AGT/status/113…

There’s two types of people in this world: People who admit to talking to their dogs and liars

When I buy a new pair of boots

I don’t know who needs to hear this but clean your microwave

i am never deleting facebook

It never dawned on me that I was growing up, until Spotify canceled my student discount. Life comes at you fast.

Joe Rogan now lives in Texas. Tonight he visited the Governor’s Mansion. He may be a new resident but you can tell he fits right in. ⁦Joe Rogan⁩

Thank you my fellow Texans. I will work every day to earn the trust you have placed in me. Together we will ensure Texas is exceptional. God Bless Texas.

I swear, I can kick as good as the Dallas Cowboys kicker.