Caitlyn Jenner kill count: 2

Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers

I simply made a meme

On this day in history in 2018, 28-year-old Richard Russell — remembered as "Sky King" — borrowed an airplane from Seattle-Tacoma International Airport for a joyride before crashing into a remote island. Russell had worked as a ground crew member, partly so he could visit his

Georgia should teach this to players when they see their teammate reaching for the car keys after a night out

gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time

Oh okay I’ll go fuck myself then I guess

Come on who did this

You’re hiding Tylenol under the floorboards, are you not?

asked my mom if she took tylenol while she was pregnant with me she said only when it was a really bad hangover

abandon your boy

I think I could handle 3-4 ladyboys but 7 is a lot. There’s no shame in losing that fight

Weather report from the Fitzgerald. Winds are at 35 knots, waves of ten feet. This is the last weather report that the Edmund Fitzgerald will ever make.

Greenland trolling the US.

A $400K mortgage is now $3,000/month. A $400K mortgage was $1,500/month in 2021. $1,500 more each month for the same home.

Instead of a CEO eating a hamburger, I’d like to watch the @southwestair CEO find a $39 flight.