Ban MPs from double jobbing. Being an MP should be a full time job.

Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland and (soon) France all own 100% of their largest green energy providers. In the UK we own 0.07%.

A 50 MW on shore wind farm can be in built in 6 months. One single turn of the largest wind turbines can power a home for an entire day. The solutions are there. The will isn’t.

Read in a Jack Reacher book that you shouldn't turn on the light that comes on in your car when you open the door as it's a sniper's dream. Not had it on for years and never been sniped. Winner.

The pound every time Liz Truss opens her gob

If you watch anything to today. Let it be this. The opening sequence of Beth Rigby interview with Prime Minister Liz Truss. Beth demonstrating the courage we would all wish for, if ever faced with Truss. Nonetheless, truly one of the most cutting interview openings in years.

My son has lived through four chancellors, three home secretaries, two prime ministers and two monarchs. He's four months old.

Another strike. Who is actually working at Christmas this year? Oh yes, retail staff.

The only Christmas present I truly desire* is to never have to see the Marc Jacobs ‘Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy’ advert ever ever again

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

“It is what it is” says the Brit, as their entire world falls to bits.

Apologies for not wearing a seatbelt, but I thought that rule only applied to other people and not to us. You know, like all the other rules. #LevellingUpFund

🚨 | BREAKING: Boris Johnson: "You can't expect human beings in an place like No10 to have an invisible electrified fence around them." Sir Bernard Jenkin MP: "Well if you'd said all that to the House at the time we probably wouldn't be sitting here. But you didn't."

We have now finished with our trial of the #EmergencyAlert system If you did not receive an alert on your mobile phone, then this was due to the fact that you are not scheduled to survive the upcoming extinction level event #EmergencyAlerts

Nice one.

I always dreamed of this day.

Fuming.

If one of the kids puts on that vest, they'd be tipping a wagon in about 10 minutes.