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There are not enough words here to say thank you to Bert’s Books The amazing customer service behind the scenes that got this book to me is why our indie bookshops are invaluable! So use them!!! 💜💜💜

It’s my birthday and I’ll give away books if I want to. Spend £20 on books on bertsbooks.co.uk today and I’ll send you a paperback I think you’ll love - at no extra cost! Excludes subscriptions, UK only.

Happy Bertday 🎈🎈🎈

This looks even better than I imagined! And Meryl will get a great surprise when she sees it! #NotMeryl

The best book 🥰

I've started a new job, it's a culture shock taking an hour long lunch break rather than forgetting it's lunchtime whilst I burn out. Every day this week I've just chilled out with my book. I'm going to need more books.

We went to Bert’s Books to see the new bench - #Meryl was conflicted to see her name on the bench, mostly because she is actually #NotMeryl and she thinks Uncle Albert is a bit annoying 🤣

I had a note on my phone with all the books I'd read in the last 5 years on it, and it's disappeared 😭 Do any of you use an app to track your reads? Any recommendations?

Is there anyone in the Swindon area who would like 2 tickets for Josh Widdicombe at the Wyvern on Thursday night? I can't go due to a rescheduled flight and was hoping to recoup something on them so open to unreasonable offers 🤣

I need your opinion on COILY please Susie Dent - it's not in the The OED but is definitely in hair care aisles everywhere. How many other words aren't actually words? My mind can't compute 🤯

It’s time! The Bert's Books Secret Santa. Sign up by 30th November, and pick a book you'd like to gift to someone else. I'll work out the best person to send that book to - and in return you'll get a book to unwrap too! bertsbooks.co.uk/secret-santa

It's that time of year, when I have to remember my Bert’s Books password so I can sign up online!

You’ve got 5 hours left to sign up for Secret Santa bertsbooks.co.uk/Secret-santa

The cinematography on this! *Filmed by me. Eventually - when I remembered to press the record button 🤦🏻‍♀️

Yeah I did! Looking forward to seeing what quote christens it tomorrow!

The board has had a bit of an upgrade. The wind still blew it over while I was writing this, though. - Michael