To anyone that may be struggling with tinnitus, I got a Phonak Lyric hearing aid 2 days ago and have seen a significant improvement in the severity of the ringing. Highly recommend

Took a girl home from the bar last night & she kept asking me if I was the 2004 PGA Championship winner the way I was making that Vijay Singh

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Is there anything more classic than the most obnoxious human at the table sunning

Idk wtf is goin on but I want my mfn 30cent blast ticket dammit

Is there anything more classic than the one guy that didn’t participate in the round of straddles mashing the round of straddles

Me after every single Sunday funday

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Bluffed it off. What a rush

Hey Frontier Airlines great scam you’re running. Pay $69 on the app for my checked bagged, get to the desk and am told that since it’s 6lb over the 40lb limit (which is already 10lbs under the industry standard) I have to pay an ADDITIONAL $75 to check the bag. GFY Frontier Airlines

Hey ACR Poker how about some lightning satellites

Gg my PayPal 🙃 they finally got me too

Just wanna welcome my dealer at the Horseshoe to her first day on earth.

Headsup in the WSOP main, 8-1 chip deficit Peel my cards, aces. Finally the spot I’ve been waiting for. Tank, wink at my opponent and slide my cards into the muck Chop secured

I guess I’m destined to win the main when I’m 103

Ah yes the $8,500 Cherokee main event

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