I’m always amazed how crazy excited my dog is to see me when I’ve only been gone for the day but just realized that’s actually like a week in dog time so ya i’m a dick who scared the fuck out of him.

Big fan of Nikki Glaser crushing the Brady roast. Very strong all around.

do you believe in god/higher power?

do you believe in psychics and mediums?

Kentucky Derby such a special annual tradition. The only day of the year hot chicks can be seen at the track.

Have you ever known someone to have committed suicide but think there's a very strong chance they were actually murdered?

Not saying ACR's rigged but they're actually showing us it is.

The ACR account Salty14 is a bot from 2012 programmed to self destruct by level 17.

If I win the Venom, gonna donate 30 percent to the poker community over the summer.

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who post pics of themselves on boats in bathing suits and Jews.

A tale of two sims.

Finally got around to watching the Curb finale. Thought the season picked up after the first two with some gems and the finale was beautifully brilliant. Honored to have sold 3 stories to the show that made it to air in 2004. Will miss it. What a legend, LD.

Masters Sunday I bagged big chip lead at the mega mil day 2 at the Bike. Monday a tradition unlike any other. 🚿 in 32nd. 🤦‍♂️

Remember when John Morgan somehow got a guy to fold quads in the One Drop. What a legend.

If someone goes all in, and theres still a bunch of players behind/action pending and someone says “good luck, all in” to that player, is this bad etiquette?

Nice to see the old back nine jitters taking hold. #Masters

Looking for furnished wsop lodging. Does anyone know where OJ lived?

Question for men: If you wear pajama bottoms to bed, do you wear underwear under them?

If Tiger wins the Masters the eclipse fixed the sim.

It's not an eclipse, it's scheduled maintenance.