we’re all doomed (2022)

i’m still here btw… (idk if i’ll ever manage to make it past this)

she kicked her pussy up the wall here

#PHILLESTER chatgpt could never replace your mind

I JUST FOUND THIS ON PINTEREST I'M SCREAMING

kicking my pussy up the wall today wearing my high tops and jeans. fuck you Daniel Howell

:Dan and :Phil

daily reminder

kill me with a guuun

the part where dan goes to get his sweet potato fries in the phuckbang belongs in a millennial cringe compilation sorry

no phupload so I made phil eat cheese soup

‼️GIVEAWAY‼️ i have two extra phil photocards & they need a loving home!!! there will be two winners & each will receive 1 card! open to everyone internationally. winners will be randomly drawn this friday 4/24! to enter: - retweet this tweet - follow me so i can dm you

"the worst thing I've done is put a temporary tattoo on my dad's wall" (bonus because this one was too long to fit in the original)

i was there, lowk just didnt care what they were doing

ok but the diff between a kinda shy dan who's only known phil for 7ish months doing a little cute double take and confused giggle VS a dan who knows and loves phil and has done for!!! 16+ years!!! barely batting an eye and even joining in on the >:3 chompiness!!! it’s so cute!!!

‘dan and phil sold out’ ‘dan and phil were better before the hl’ ‘dan and phil content is so boring now’ man shut the fuck up you willingly watched a livestream of their fucking fish.