not a single phannie being right about the holiday destination 😭

this whole giving a golden pig to a viewer thing has been set up to look like it was constructed by phil and dan Isnt happy about it, but the truth is that he is going to switch out the dupe with the real golden pig before it is shipped out so he can finally get rid of that thing

dan watched snokoplasm in 2008 and argued with phil through the laptop that it was Chartreuse, then he came out as gay ten years later and thats the real allegory.

History is a circle

Do the eight thousand people who liked this know this is a personified dan and phil tumblr shitpost

very funny to me that dan is so used to being ignored when he talks at a normal volume bc of his monotone voice bleeding into the background chatter that he just is always loudly talking shit about and mocking people 2 feet away from them, not realizing they Do hear him

I cant believe charlie's cake pop hard launch is now Technically the 2nd media in philm club before buffy since we got their live reaction to the entire video. So deserved Im glad they saw it!!! it was so so funny and in character yayyy pinof next