i love you

To the men upset about this bill introduced in Alabama that would require you to get a vasectomy at age 50. It’s almost as if you don’t think the government should have control over your body 🤔🤔🤔

You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tired of singing Happy Birthday and you probably are too, so I've done the very important public service of compiling other songs with roughly 20 sec choruses to sing:

Representative Katie Porter just got CDC director Robert Redfield to commit to making coronavirus testing free for anyone regardless of insurance. That’s big.

Considering the whole world is losing their shit, Tom Hanks has corona, the torrential down pour in LA for the foreseeable future, stock market crashing, everything canceling & that we all might DIE I think we should all just out rule casually asking “how are you” for a moment

Does anyone know if you develop immunity to corona after you contract it and survive?

Normalize saying “I don’t know enough to have an opinion.”

If you personally know someone who has tested positive for covid -19 retweet this. People need to see how close it really is.

Whether you like it or not, this year will be written in history, your children will be educated of these events. They are gonna ask you what you did, wouldn’t it be embarrassing to say to your own children that you did nothing because you were uncomfortable.

breakfast is the only thing that's left.. #predictivetext

it's not a problem.. #PredictiveText

love is when the sun goes up. #predictivetext

i don't care if you don't like me.. #predictivetext

i can tell you how to play with your own words #predictivetext

i can't believe that the casting was available to be at all... #predictivetext

today is a great day day.. #predictivetext

fade against the rock and rock rock on it.. #predictivetext

i am going to be a great man to help you and get a good looking guy that can make me happy and again you can be the only person i you are my best friends i a great brother and a brother of my best friends a man and a man of my brother a great brother a man of my life thanks man..

#predictivetext

all i need for the next week to go to the next stage of the next season with my brother.. #predictivetext