I was told today that I’m now influential enough to pump up a cryptocurrency with a single tweet. This got me thinking. Can I really control what people spend their money on? I’m hoping so. Take your family out for dinner today… post photos here. Best investment ever.

is it too late to start a meme page

My 2 and a half year old daughter likes kicking soccer balls and her favourite toy is a green dinosaur transformer. Americans, when is the correct time to change her name, style of clothing and inject her with hormone altering drugs that will prevent her ever having children? 🤷🏽‍♂️

When I was 8 years old. A couple of 10-year-olds used to bully me on the school bus. One day I started crying to my dad saying I didn’t want to get the bus. I told him why. He sat, drinking whiskey and playing chess at 9 am. Didn’t even look at me cry. He replied…

I’m back

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁. Check in on those around you. #WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | Samaritans

If they ever kill me the exact offer I was given to become a Satanist and sell my soul will be published. Once I reached global fame I was offered eternal protection and riches and fame if I changed teams. I refused and was put in jail.

Harry Potter was a tap in merchant realistically. Anakin Skywalker single handedly built his own pod racer, won, escaped enslavement then bagged a bird 5 years older than him. True definition of wonderkid

Teach a people to hate themselves and their history and they are defenseless against mind viruses. They can be reprogrammed with ease.

Know this guy very well, proper sound guy who's always doing stuff for his half brother.

Twitter banned me because they thought I was a bot, X and Elon Musk reinstated me because I am.

First ever post made just by thinking, using the Neura Telepathy device!

this is gayer than having sex with a man

You know how some people brag about quitting smoking cold turkey? Well I just picked it up hot turkey. Straight into addiction.

You really feel that bass

Better to go down as a hero than stay afloat as a fucking pussy.

TaraBull End of story!!