"Can we get rid of this ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago." "But, Marge, it works on any ayatollah-- Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi. As we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power." "I don't care who's consolidating

Lmao wtf is going on

How can you not be romantic about baseball

We’re celebrating Vladimir Guerrero Jr.'s birthday with a giveaway 🥳 Repost and reply for a chance to win this autographed Bowman’s Best card!

Is it just me, or is it a little crazy that there hasn’t been a peep from DoPs on this yet?

NOTHER free draw. You beauts have been so kind to me and I’m blessed to have what I have so always love giving back to y’all to show my appreciation. Thank you🤍💙 Signed Gilmour authentic CCM with “22nd leafs captain” inscribed. Comment Go Leafs and you’re in! Live draw

"Vladdy is the perfect franchise player." 🤝 Enjoy two and a half minutes of Kevin Gausman praising Vladimir Guerrero Jr. 😃

idk why Japanese twitter is trending right now but here’s the funniest baseball player of all time. Japan’s Munenori Kawasaki who played for the Toronto Blue Jays and was determined to learn English. The best 5 minutes you’ll watch all day. 🤣🇯🇵

No hyperbole…I could do this by lunch

This is the dumbest thing ever but also I laughed… the three-way tie for last at 0 lbs 😭

Ovi might end up being the fattest post-career NHLer of all time

RGF Sid Seixeiro The Sid Seixeiro Show I beg to differ, he cares about our son who was struggling in ICU after a heart transplant in January. Willy came by the ICU and sat with our son, just one on one for almost an hour. It helped lift our son's spirits and got him out of the ICU. #88 is an amazing person, and hockey

Keith Pelley looking in the bargain bin for a cheap replacement

Hey MLSE… GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER

The wave of arms going up is pretty awesome

This is a hilarious cope. Brady and Sanderson have been there for 8 years, Stutzle for 6, Chabot for 10. It’s not year 2 dawg.

If winning 2 series in 10 years of Auston Matthews + core is an abject failure (it is), then what is winning 2 *PLAYOFF GAMES* in 8 years of Brady Tkachuk + core?

The Edmonton Oilers switching out Connor Ingram for Tristan Jarry is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt.

As a person who’s battled mental health issues it’s made me realize we need to not only be kinder to others but also to ourselves NOTHER draw,Winner picks either jersey! To enter it’s simple,tell me one good thing about yourself, re share this and you’re in! I want to put good

It looks like I’m in the minority here…but this logo is fucking awful