In my teens, I had seizures at pretty much random intervals. This turned out to be medication-induced, but the doctors didn’t realize this, so they regularly put me through tests that involved me spending 24h awake and 12h fasting in hospital, so I could have a seizure in a…

This thread is both really sentimental and kind of uninteresting, so I’ll delete it, but it felt right to appreciate a game that was there for me.

A ver o jogo e só consigo pensar neste momento Sporting Europeu™

a melhor parte de ser adepto do Sporting é que um dia eu vou morrer

Two completely different worlds on the same red carpet: a millionaire flaunting his NBA cards worth $30 million in a Tiffany & Co. case made of white gold, diamonds, and rubies, next to an Iranian filmmaker who faces prison when he returns to Iran after the Oscars.

i know the employees argue for a shift on oscars night

“Everyone thinks they were Napoleon or Caesar in their past life and not one of a billion Chinese peasants” - Mark Corrigan

Sporting in the 2nd leg against Bodø

Sporting in the 2nd leg against Bodø

He who controls the spice controls the flavor

Goy boxes are red again

I’m on episode 46 of Dragonball Z now and I have a suggestion for dis nigga Frieza since nobody can beat him. Stab him. Da hands not workin. Get a weapon. Nobody ever ready to get stabbed. Trust me. Dis is a scientific fact. When I got stabbed I didn’t wanna fight no more

Este novo modelo de prostituição online chegou a Portugal! Influencers como o Numeiro e o Marble usam raparigas no Onlyfans para lucrar com elas. Os novos chulos do nosso século...

0 ideology and the goddamn trees defend themselves from deforestation and industrialism 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

the most demonic sacrilegious shit i’ve ever heard oh my god

I'm sorry Bioshock Infinite. You were in fact, right on the money.