Remember to tell your kids to beat their bullies at the first instance of bullying, if that parent teacher meeting must happen, it must be about a fight and not your child being bullied. 🙏🏽

I know that bite you took stuck to the roof of your mouth 😭

What a guy

It really doesn’t matter how empathic, compassionate and how love and light you are you literally need to always carry around a pocket full of evil just incase you need to protect yourself.

Spaghetti and stew is the best form of eating spaghetti

Once you've sniped at an elite level you realize its all ego.

My club employs Gittens and Garnacho man

God please, I hope I won’t be posting shit like this at 50

Moonlight🌙🤍 It’s an oversimplification to define it in such absolute terms. Statistically, those who are able to change and sustain new behaviors are in the minority. It’s up to you to decide if that’s a chance you’re willing to take.

But the god of football is cruel

James: muy difícil adaptarse a la cultura alemana. El frío, el idioma... Luis Diaz:

Dudes who analyze ball like this kill me cause this dribble happens mostly on intuition and improvisation rather than all this intellectual rigmarole

I’ve known my wife for 14 years and I don’t think I’ve ever had to forgive her for anything. You don’t have to settle for partners who hurt you over and over

Lol

Bn looking for this meme lol

17 lbs down in 6 weeks

gas prices so ridiculous I done signed up for the reward points at Shell

Madueke duh

Only Nigerians use this phrase. Whites only see someone with the experience or someone to be trained. What does being "unemployable" even mean? So the person is retarded and can't work regardless or what exactly?

I’m still struggling to see how this action nullifies Olise’s output