One messy scene that never gets old 😅

"now I just need something sweet"

Just filled up my gas tank

i thought i had a flat ass until i saw a real flat ass then just realized i have a Black girl flat ass

Stopping for gas on the way home from work feels like getting shot at

thinking about this masterpiece now

to the nearest thousand………

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day.

This is it. This. Right here...

Everyone tells me they expected me to be a Directioner, but I was too deep into my Trey Songz phase when they were around 😭😭😭

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.

To this day I don’t understand how he got away with this

When you wake up late for work and don't even know where to start...

All of a sudden everybody wanna be in the break room

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash: