If the hausers go to madison there’s only one man who could lead them to the final four

I should just put up a notice on my IG bio explaining that I truly don’t want your R+F lash boost

We set up our new patio set *excited af* and of course the forecast predicts 3-6 inches of snow tomorrow 🙂 #WisconsinApril

no one: absolutely no one: seriously not a single person in any way whatsoever: me: are u mad at me :(

u can’t understand someone until u walk a mile in their shoes

This is too great

Sprinkle Khalid’s voice in any song and I’m sold 👌🏼

white moms b like: let’s skidaddle

i found my new favorite video for a while, thank you facebook 😂

Does your mom call to sing & play you happy birthday on the piano? No? I didn’t think so. #ohmother

u don’t know speed until you’ve seen a horse girl gallop home from the bars at 2am

People who live in apartments and don’t walk their dogs PISSSSS me off

Oct 11th and I just saw a Xmas tree up #mkay

Occupation: I’m a full-time influencer.

Can smell the breath of the dude next to me on the treadmill... had to remove myself. Get some crest man