I LOVE shit like this .. well done lad !!

Apart from thinking I've torn mi cruciate, , last night I watched The Blues Brothers and Jaws back2back #classics

Cheating dirty fucker .. i wud have done this tho too

Dear Stalker, Whoever you are, I'm sure my friend Mr Karma will be popping round to see you soon.. Checkmate !

Nearly 10 years on the Breakfast Show .. shall I do another 10 ?? .. Only if I want to. It's still the best job in the world.

Bad news for Ole Gunnar Solskjaer 🤕

Is it ready or doesn't need another minute ?? .. smells devine!

To help me with the distraction of how vile a disease we have in the world that only has a 99.9% recovery rate, that we need 3 vaccines for, that we need a test to know we have it ..I have today decided to stop watching the News ! Hard in my job too.

Is making dinner without a glass of wine actually legal ??

Tourist finds a huge lizard in the toilet 😱

That's it .. I'm NEVER shitting again !!!

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 10 Feb 2009 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Brilliant .. what a tool !

Any hooligan that encroaches onto a football pitch and headbutts an opponents player during celebrations should be imprisoned for years in a prison of the opposing teams area.. fukin arsehole

100% pure royalty

I beg to differ :-) !!!

I genuimly am the shittest person ever at tweeting, even tho I said I was gonna tweet MORE .. since then I've tweeted less ..arsehole Frater

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 10 Feb 2009 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Sometimes my job has the perks of meeting the most amazing people .. chatting with Annabel Croft about the new Annabel Croft Tennis & Padel Holidays opening here in Portugal at Pine Cliffs Resort 1 of my fave people to talk too

When you’re happy you’re happy …. Isn’t it ?