I spent most of the war in a prisoner of war camp...

Today's Specials Board: Bacteria on Toast or Porridge. Plus I'm making a special announcement about Del

Today's Special: Bacteria on Toast or Hairy Porridge or Sid's Fry Up followed by an environmental talk by Rodney Trotter (optional)

Poxy fishing trawler drove right across the bow of our boat Uncle Albert Trotter: fancy another one Sid

Any one for porridge?

I used to drive on the buses years ago with Denzil Tulser

Special offer at #sidscafe tomorrow - porridge with free hair

Free Porridge at the cafe for anyone who tells a Trigger related story tomorrow. The best will receive a free piece of hair in their brekkie

Poxy fishing trawler....

I barred Marlene and Carol Challis tonight!

Meanwhile down the cafe Trigger was flashing this photo around

Poxy fishing trawler...