Currently on the Vomit Comet (11:15) for the first time in a long time. Good times.

Saw the excellent Dave Gorman last week. Not sure about his claim about the best giraffe joke; I reckon Rick Stivens tells a better one.

Congratulations to all the match officials who've just been informed they'll be officiating at an #Essex County FA Cup Final in 2018/19! Well done for all your hard work! For the full list, head over to Facebook: facebook.com/EssexFootball/…

Hey @SonosSupport can you put back the alarm option back onto the settings tab on the mobile app please? Took me a while to find it after your update. Thanks!

#isitok That Scotland have just won ⁦Adam Hills⁩ leg by beating France? #SixNations

Hi James Anderson. Any chance that all of these types of messages you get can she be the lucky one and you’d could wish Leeanne Caton a Happy 50th Birthday today? Go well and stay safe.

WORLD CUP OF THINGS. Vote below. Please RT. ROUND 1. Group 22/80,192

Southend & Basildon League AGM 24th June 2020 at 8 p.m.- a reminder has been sent to all clubs with an updated google form. Any queries please contact the League Secretary

Southend & Basildon Sunday league AGM held last night many thanks to all who attended. Welcome to our new clubs Catholic United FC , Southend Collegians , Earls Hall Utd FC , Finesse, Fryerns and Seawall City. Please see the e-mail from the League Secretary for next steps for the new season

Humbled by all my birthday cards, presents and messages today. Special thanks to Hal Cruttenden for his video message. See you at the next weekend.

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A message from the Mariner family.

The League is looking for a new Secretary from the end of the season. If you are interested in this exciting opportunity or know of someone who is please contact Guy Pell-Ilderton or the League Chairman Sheryl MacRae for more details.

As it seems with some other leagues this weekend we are also short of officials. We have games in Southend, Basildon and Rayleigh. If you can help please contact: [email protected]

Hi Test Match Special . Please can this be added to BBC Sounds as a podcast? Thanks.

Hi Radisson Blu Enjoyed a great stay in Gran Canaria, Morgan, in April, but having issues trying to clarify a possible double payment for a lunch. Can you advise best person to get an answer. Numerous messages sent, but no result. Thanks.