It’s infuriating that I’ll never be funnier than my 8th grade cousin who just posts like this on his IG Notes

I hate a girl who be funny af fr , got me giggling like a dumbass

Everyone seems so impressed with this girthmaster fellow. Well I’m the listeningtowomenmaster. How about that

Deleting my instagram. Enough of this nonsense

Bruh being healthy actually takes up a lot of time and energy. like i don’t even have time to be depressed because i gotta meal prep and work out and shower and fold my clothes and moisturize my face and deep condition my hair and call my loved ones and read my books.

This is an ultimate wedgie wtf

it's pay day tomorrow u know what that means

It’s 7:30 and someone at work already irritated me 😭 I love but hate working with the general public because why does the public act like that 😭😭😭

tame impala was right the less i know the better fr cus what the fuck

Mother of Pearl

real

Ah yes, the perfect pour

Whenever I’m in a bad mood I turn on Daily Bread and it goes away

No one:
moosey//dial up “Fuck them”
😭😭😭

The Wiggles Riddim album when?

III Points reveals initial 2024 lineup: Justice, Rick Ross, Jungle + more.

LIV AND I STAY 🆙

maybe the real girthmaster was the friends we made along the way

when you get off work and it’s like fuckkkkk i need a one dance