forget about it drake, it’s chinatown

Me: Alexa, play Drake’s new song

Alexa: playing “I’m a Pedophile, So What?” By Drake

What food should I get to eat alone and also what movie should I watch later alone as well

My sources are saying Kendrick drops another Drake diss tonight in Spanish for cinco de mayo

The capital of Kansas is Kansas City 😏

I fw him

(completely giving up) Oh yeah, that's the stuff

Getting into judging people more

Writing a movie called “Challenged” where I play a guy who’s horrible at tennis and can’t get his dick hard

Whatever this is

They should recreate this scene but it’s with Drake and Kendrick

Trying to spin having no love in my life into a good thing

Inviting some of my best bros over to shoot a porno so we can all make bank and get chicks

As someone who’s never heard of Drake before this whole thing, he does not sound like a great guy

Starting a patreon for my testicles

what the heck grandma 😂

Kendrick showing up to the studio to record another Drake diss

I just want to stay inside and watch a movie tonight but I have hundreds of beautiful women begging me to go out with them. My life is a prison