Monzo 1p challenge was £3.48 today

What the fuck is up with people in this country having absolutely NO spatial awareness in supermarkets? Why is your trolley sideways blocking the aisle? Why are you standing near the entrance looking around as if it’s your first time on earth? MOVEEEEEE

Can we all just agree that the healthy eating starts next Monday because no way am I starting my diet on a Thursday

Shoutout to everyone who said they would start eating healthy in the new year and already decided to wait until Monday.

didnt eat today and i got 10k steps. i better wake up skinny tomorrow

January doesn't start til Monday btw... For now we're in the Upside Down.

I shower before the gym cause I swear clean sweat and musty sweat are different lmfaoooo.

i hate being mischaracterized by someone close to me 😭😭😭 like damn you really don’t know me at all

Pasta Tobi calling Druski fat lets me know he was so bothered by that skit LOOOOOOL

I’m starting to seriously believe in the theory that you never run into people again once their cycle in your life is complete

Casually leaving out the fact that all her victims are black babies. She needs to be executed.

a year since Montoya crashed out on tv….CINEMA

you wouldn’t be overreacting if you killed him

have yall ever texted someone back so u can post on ur ig story in peace?! 😭😭

not allowing students to see what they got wrong on an exam is weird.

When your feb salary is gone but you're still in feb

The BEST thing about Amazon is that they would rather give you a refund than have a conversation about it. 😅✌️