me: goodnight moon :) moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together

i have an announcement to make. jacques schnee is a bitch ass motherfucker.

((Bro if my cat doesn't stop trying to eat my sandwich I'm gonna fuckin' lose it.))

((Yo all of my DM's are gone what??? So much for getting around to replies. Thank you Twitter very cool))

((Me: owes replies on all my accounts Also me: What if I made another-

((What if i cave and make another account... Who would y'all say-

((Do I make Blake NSFW on main again-- or do you guys want me to stay SFW on my TL? Bc.... I wanna be horny... But I don't wanna make any of my followers uncomfortable.))

((Also I wanna apologize for the unannounced hiatus- Life kind of keeps hitting me with one thing after another and it's rough. I'm hoping things calm down here soon so I can get to replies and back to being active.))

((Hey guys I've been dead

((Alright! My Blake muse is.... Back and I'm ready to party.))

((My town is completely under water right now. Please send thoughts, prayers, and anything else. They're saying this flood is just as bad as Harvey. So due to my panic I will not be getting around to replies until I'm not freaking out. Thank you.))

((I am so sorry for the disappearance. With the flood and everything it's been crazy. A big ass branch broke the windshield on my car so I've been hella stressed about that. Life is just all around stressful. I'll try and get to replies tomorrow and try to be more active.))

((What's crackin, y'all. I'm fucking LIVING rn. Volume 7 is starting off nicely and my Winter muse is vibrating softly.... I might.... Flip my Emerald account to Winter we'll have to see-