idc how badly we ended if u wanna give me head call me. fr

she let me hit because she has let me hit for generations in an infinite number of past lives in the karmic cycle. sometimes as four horned antelopes, as a speck of pollen on a bluebell flower, or even as algae surrounding hydrothermal vents on the deep sea floor

These niggas think they St Brown and Gibbs.

There needs to be a community note under homeland security’s post ASAP

“This country needs high speed rail. Japan has had it for 60 years and our trains see a max speed of 79 mph!”

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed

Bad bitch with a heavy lisp, can’t even say cinnamon. Dawg got a tool and a pole, those are synonyms.

"Canada" - Men lost in OT to USA 🏒 - Women lost in OT to USA 🏒 - Zero SEC championships

Almost dropped my blunt in the toilet #watdatmean

I yearn to feed the Central Park raccoons.

Fucking bitches the opps could only imagine fucking.

Me when I'm playing Civ 6 and Ghandi refuses my mutual trade pact request

Fun fact! Elmo is actually short for El Mohammed

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

Lucki needa start telling lil yachty NO

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded