hny from my sand hole

forgot the third axis: 'how much noise does it make'

find Dr. Eifert's cookie

Chickens lay eggs. And that... is how the world works.
- Finn, 4

**class action lawsuit, if you ever owned a Macbook Pro with a butterfly keyboard 2015-2019**

I always assumed it was just my total incompetence at writing of any kind, which is an absolute truth, but I'm glad to hear the keyboard battles were not just me

my parents are here, orion (1yo dog) just got upstairs where he isn't allowed and took a dump in the playroom, owen (2yo human) found it and gleefully smeared itself all over himself and his toys, if you're wondering how it's going over here

found some of my missing airpods, now cannot ever start a zoom call because i cant get the right ones connected. this is as Laozi intended

oddest market undercurrents for year-end, what are you seeing in your niche of the world?

by which Kamil means i forgot to mute myself before asking alexa to throw down

Another pretender. Has he sat on the mothman throne in a swimsuit with a shotgun? If not, report

tfw a technology demo presents like a postmodern novel

fraudy ppl doxxing fraudy ppl today, everyone just ignore them all and go to bed

i don't even like the guy

Do I have any followers who do subadvisory for ETFs? Am curious about a few things. Feel free to DM.

price a straddle to this density and ask yourself what marko would do

why is everyone so excited to make complete fools of themselves writing these articles washingtonpost.com/business/its-t…

texts from the qvr team

market mayhem is one thing, but true chaos is when the whole global team is in the San Francisco office and the lunch delivery order gets canceled