“Hey, @SchlippidyDop, what’s with all the blue slime in the garage?”

“I love my grandkids.”

Hey, I got 280 characters! Now I can say stuff like this!

I’m Ants-in-my-Eyes Johnson here at Ants-in-my-Eyes Johnson Electronics! I mean, there’s so many ants in my eyes! And there’s so many TVs! Microwaves! Radios! I think, I can’t— I’m not 100% sure what we have in stock because I can’t see anything! Our prices I hope aren’t too low?

|| I run Rick & Morty Quotes so if you saw me post that Ants-in-my-Eyes Johnson thing on both accounts, I stole it from myself. So. 👌

Have you tried being less of an ASSHOLE? x.com/xRickandMortyx…

Oh yeah? Oh yeah, Rick? 'Cause I-I thought your job was.... you know.... drinking and not caring about anything. x.com/xRickandMortyx…

No! And it isn't any of your business where I do it, Rick! x.com/xRickandMortyx…

Alright, listen- listen Rick, that's not even true! Why- Why would I do something like that? You could have had dick-eating microbes in there and not washed it out completely! x.com/xRickandMortyx…

"A hint of lust in my eyes"? What- wh-w-w-w-what the hell does that even mean, Rick? You know, you're... You're kinda starting to sound like a creeper. x.com/xRickandMortyx…

I didn't do it, Rick! I dunno, maybe you jacked off in there yourself when you got wrecked on Thursday. x.com/xRickandMortyx…

I-I-I mean, it's your business what you do with...your things, and everything, I-I-I'm not judging, Rick. I'm just sayin'. x.com/xRickandMortyx…

Hot... alien...? You know what, alright, fine. Dad did it. You happy now? x.com/xRickandMortyx…

What... What’s up?

Geez, Rick... This place is pretty weird.

Ahhhhhh, oh geez.....

Rick's got Dad running on a hamster wheel and I don't know why but I think it has something to do with pheromones, ah geez...