—;

“Man that was a long ass shit. I’m taking another one.”

You fucked with squirrels, Morty!!

“I mean considering if— wait what the fuck?”

TVs! Microwaves! Radios!

“Morty Smith! Wake up, Morty! This is important!”

Keep. Summer. Safe.

That's my girl!

😤 x.com/_bethsanchez/s…

All of the rest of the emojis are too cringey to express how I feel. x.com/_bethsanchez/s…

Could things, get any, sLOWER?

“Wubba lubba dub dub!”

Some Mortys are just too damn edgy to actually exist. I hate the multiverse sometimes.

Boy, Morty, I sure Cronenberged the world up, didn't I. We got a whole planet of Cronenbergs walking around down there, Morty. But at least they're not in love with you anymore though. That's a huge step in the right direction.

What a G-playa. x.com/twdsaviorsnega…

“Hey, hey, F*** you.”

The drunk version of me is probably SO supportive of Israel, and he wants what's best for it—