trying to be entertaining so she doesn’t take her 3pm six hour nap

INDIDDYOUS 🤣🤣

Took her three business days to notice 😭 😭

when i’m at work and literally anything happens i get excited to tell my gf as soon as i get home

Maturing is realizing weed is for retards

ETERNAL ATAKE 2 TRACK 6 - "NOT AN OPTION" PRODUCED BY ME Almost 3 years later, I did it 🤍

When you eatin with ya girl and she thinks you just rubbing her thighs but you using her pants as a napkin

😂

hijos de puta fumaron a kenny

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RIP NAUTICA MALONE

me holding my girl when she’s paying for the game at the register

It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.   Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and

Bro cooked 😂☠️

He lost 3 lives from the fright 😭

break ups make bodybuilders or whatever they say

You not a real Mexican if you cant lose it all and get it back