Really guys? We only rate dogs. This is a Fluffy Flower Mouse. One of the largest we’ve ever seen. Please send in dogs only. Thank you… 13/10

It’s strange. I’ve been doing events a long time now, stayed in some beautiful places, met some awesome people But tonight somehow feels really lonely - can’t quite put my finger on why. Thank heavens I brought Dawson for company at least - little spoon/glamorous assistant

On here, particularly, I tend to share the bad stuff, but today has been a DREAM of a day. Pinch myself happy that this is my job!

One of my dogs has exceptionally bad wind 🤮

Never been a massive Joe Lycett fan until right now. Bloody brilliant.

In a world where you can be anything, be kind. Sending love & light R Y L A N xo

Just like the Spice Girls 🤦🏼‍♀️

Ahh, insomnia my old nemesis, whatcha doing here now eh? Eh?!

How could I forget how good Infinity War is? I mean, gut-wrenching and heartbreaking, but really bloody brilliant

Warmest congratulations to Jacob Rees-Mogg, who has secured the only job so far created by #Brexit.

Right now this entire country feels like it’s being run by the contestants off the Apprentice.

I asked a group of 6 year olds to 'Pitch me a new film idea' Move over Hollywood A THREAD

What do me love? Friends. Family. Cookies. Please don't ask me to put dem in order.

Any advice; Best websites to look for part-time work? (Remote/York area) Please and thank you

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I need a date for a wedding. It’s in September, which means I have 7 months to find one. I am not hopeful. #spinster

Happy Birthday to the bestest boy, Rowlf the Dog

It’s been a fire bad, tree pretty kind of weekend, huh?

An interesting take that has given a new perspective on why I love Buffy so much and feel so ‘meh’ about Angel (the show, not the character). And they’re right, I will remember you would be one of my top 3 Buffy episodes if it were allowed. That concludes me TED talk, thank you