the homie checking up on me after another failed situationship

Realizing it was me who didn't text back

I envy those who haven’t met you yet

my life just feels like this scene lately

It’s March but I am the madness.

til the block button do us part

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

Me outside of my moms room at 9pm to tell her I need a poster board for tomorrow:

Me walking into work 15 minutes late knowing they can't fire me because I do the work of 3 people

me with the laundry from the dryer

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit

Some people visit my past more than I do. I don't live there anymore baby.. I sold the whole building.

how i feel when i double-tap my AirPods to skip a song

At the beer garden baby

fuck you