ME: *pulling a meat thermometer out of some chicken* A hundred sixty-five degrees?! *rushes the chicken to the emergency room*

When people ask when I’m having kids. Full video: youtube.com/shorts/FtPEJBl…

Designing cakes is my passion and let’s just say as a huge #posty fan I was ecstatic to create this fun themed cake for a repeat customer of mine 💝 Needless@to say I now have something new added to my bucket list...make Post Malone a birthday cake 😁GPop (my friends call me Prettyface) #sugarelvescc

My wife is fed up

i'm never gonna have this sloth's selfie game

When you just love squirrel gossip

wow the moon is so beautiful this time of night

Alexa, play “Kung Fu Fighting”

I don’t know wtf this is, but why have your friends or family not told you that this is atrocious? And yes, on a dating site!

When @w_white18 becomes your Prince Charming 😁❤️👑☕️ #longgame #williamwhite #whiteynation #obw #positivevibes vm.tiktok.com/ZMR9G8kHD/

When I was a kid I’d make my way from the inside of one clothing rack to the next one like I was a goddamn ninja.

HOLY SHIT!!!! ⁦@w_white18⁩ made it to the People’s Sexiest Poll. #19 in the survey. facebook.com/95926963131/po…

I wish mozzarella sticks grew on trees

Saw the best thing ever today

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Welcome to the race, Tim Walz! Let’s make sure America knows who you are. You helped ignite the George Floyd riots, the worst the country had seen in decades. While Minneapolis burned, you stalled on deploying the National Guard for an entire day, blaming the city for not

Healthy snack time🥕☺️