they should keep making mamma mia movies until they run out of songs and have to throw a couple tunes from chess in there

ok but are they bringing back preservatives??? because the broccoli chicken soup became inedible when they went "clean"

I like that the two people behind Letterkenny both have made hockey shows and they are uhhh very different.

Not sure if I beat Randy Clarke at metro two years running because I was out of town all of January but still had a good go of it!

I drove a car today.

In a bar across the street from the Washington Capitals game. Asked everyone in a jersey if they've watched #heatedrivalry . Every woman said yes, one man said it's on his list and we had a five minute conversation about Letterkenny, and every other dude said no.

i couldn’t get through the harry potter heated rivalry snl skit bc wouldn’t the rivalry be between harry and draco. why is ron there

Engaging deeply with utopian art* as an act of resistance *(reading 100k words of fanfic a day)

Just got comped at a bar and turned to my bff to ask if that's pretty privilege 😍

1985 safe

the quadruple amputee pro athlete AND accomplished murderer with excellent driving skills really makes me feel like I’m not living up to my full potential

Jamie Ding is the goat

gambling is such a dumb boring guy vice. get a drug problem or have an affair, you losers