please lift the curse bro it's not funny anymore

"sorry it took me so long to respond" that's ok i only projected all my insecurities on you

I remember how 8 years ago everyone was like wow black mirror is so crazy thank god it’s not real and now every episode has basically happened already

"i loved your essay" great, now i have to drop everything & reread it through your eyes

How it feels to go to a Target in the suburbs and not have to ask an employee to let the toothpaste out of jail

not a single nonchalant bone in me

Never before have I seen people miss the entire point of a movie character.

normalize saying “good game” after a break up

New Yorkers barricading themselves in for this snow storm:

i wish there was some mold in my apartment that i could blame for me being insane

microdosing hell by staying alive in this political climate

i keep oscillating between extreme doomerism and delusional optimism there is no in between

Unpopular opinion, but true: Each time I hear “Chak de India” play at the stadium, can’t help being reminded that the movie was about a (high profile) Muslim man facing baseless and very serious allegations, who then had to literally do the impossible single handedly to clear his

beautifully written

shaadi mat karo

not the andhra tate rambling about some bullshit

Academics, if you write something that the public can't understand you've failed. The point is to write something that even other academics can't understand

are u guys deepika padukone from yeh jawani hai dewani or are u deepika padukone from cocktail bc i personally think i'm deepika padukone from tamasha