A cousin peevishly tried to dissuade me from voting.
Said, 'BJP has already rigged all the EVMs. No point in voting.'
I told him to say that to the BJP voters. Tell them, 'No need to vote... It's all fixed in their favor.'

PS - I am voting for Uddhav's candidate.
#NoVoteForBJP

Apki Bar 400 Paar 😂😂👌🏼

To add to this, a controversial tweet, piling on to combine both the government and the majority religion.

This is a controversial tweet about the current Indian government. 🙂🙂🥲😌🙏

Agar tumne apne dost ke ghar par apni wajah se bhassad hote nahin dekhi toh kya ghante ki dosti hai tumhari? Stop lying to yourself and the world. 🙏😌

Sad but true: The more 'humane' your food choices, the more inhumane the advocacy for it.

Hey, if you need to reach me, please don't. Going to be here for the next few days. Might come back later. Thanks bye. ❤️😌

100 upale khakar chomu teerath par nikale...🤡🌝

Dharam ki aad mein dhandhakhor 'ayurvedic' jeans aur chocolate bech gaya aur yahan yeh baba baba par atke hain. Hindu khatre mein zaroor hain, par hindutva ke pakhandiyon se. Chomu.

But do you think I'm unhappy? Tell me what you think, please! 😭😌

Gog0i will be replaced by? Vote to please. Rt for leech.

I often wonder how people sh*t on people like this. How does it feel to strain so hard for butting in into something not about you for such little result? Do the words they type reflect their own small opinion of themselves? Who do they imagine is impressed by this bullshittery?

Humanity isn't completely de@d?

I used to always wonder why Rahul Gandhi never became part of the govt during the UPA years, seemed like a missed chance. Whether it was foresight or just luck, it remains the one reason why he is out of jail. This govt could have manufactured a scam out of thin air for him.

Netflix could have done 2 things with the Kapil Sharma show - make it watchable for the ott audience, or keep it its unfunny sexist way and pander to new users. No prizes for guessing which way they went. Does not bode well for ott content trends.

₹540+ CRORES a year to keep the 'most popular leader' safe from his own people. Yep.

*Airline Influencer Whores - A Short Story* - do read and follow thread Air India Vistara IndiGo Tata Group Star Air

#thread #aviationdaily #avgeek

Repeat after me, you don't need to have kids to have a dad bod. A lack of discipline and zero schedule are enough. 🙂🙂🥲😌🙏

Will shave off my hair if Moi ji isn't the next PM. In celebration. ✊🙏😌

Getting rid of my car, will be be-car for the first time in decades. But the truth is I just haven't really driven in the last few years, and have spent more to keep the car active than i should have. My 7th car in 18 years, and for the time being, the last. A strange feeling. 🙂