“Ya know that’s the problem with giving this bomb ass dick.. girls won’t leave me alone”

“I’m gunna get a girl all horned up and then im gunna dip”😂

Me “ she still pissed?” Jake “fuck you!!”

“I need to call a drug addict counselor “Jake Foster

“My dick is just a horny lil gopher” Jake Foster

Remember that 8 dollars you owe me? .... yeah I’m gunna need that. #DUIproblems

Help a brother out..

Turns out there are laws when you drink the claws... Jake Foster

I found this song in a strip club... reminds me of my mom

Ahhh the things I do to myself🤘🏻🥃

White girls after a night out: how did I get these bruises????? Also white girls:

“man there is straight nicotine patches out there. They will straight fuck you up. True story I almost threw up in Walmart one time” -jake

Um. Buy your own Doritos bitch.

Fucking grandpas, I wish they never died #deadgrandpa

I had to many one to many marijuanas

Jake sends me pictures of his soft weiner all the time 🙄

Here’s a little fill in the blank for everyone! Wrong answers only! “I’m gunna _______ her brains out this weekend”😎😈

One thing I never want my friends to feel like, is that they aren’t good enough. You all deserve the world and nothing less❤️

Word sister

There I go again saying stupid shit😂